Why is every guy in this movie a raging asshole?
God damn, Brad Pitt is cut.
Speaking of Brad Pitt and his penis..
Oh Naked Brad Pitt With A Chubby, how I've missed you. We had so much fun with you in college. You're like an old friend to me.
Anyway, why am I watching this movie alone on a Saturday night?
Because I have no life outside of the lab. And I'm never going to get laid again, and I'm going to die alone and my thirty cats are going to eat my face. But I'm so not bitter.
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why have i never seen brad pitt naked before? wtf? and why did i think hed have a bigger weenie than that?
Not to give complexes to any of my male readers who are similarly endowed but, yeah. Word.
One of the major disillusionments of my youth was how small Brad Pitt's penis is.
Wow that was very shocking to me. I'm glad I was looking at that at work.
Well I figured it was the weekend so most people would have at least a day to get an eyefull before they headed back to work.
Maybe he's a crazy lay though, like his character in Fight Club.
If he manscaped a bit, he could totally make it look bigger.
Also, when did you get 30 cats?! Damn.
I really don't think that picture is real. It looks a little fake and there is so much more to sex then pentration.
It does kinda look like they enlarged his penis. Hmmmm...
Very funny Adam! No it looks like that whole section is a little photoshoped.
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