So I'm watching Thelma and Louise tonight.
Why is every guy in this movie a raging asshole?
God damn, Brad Pitt is cut.
Speaking of Brad Pitt and his penis..
Oh Naked Brad Pitt With A Chubby, how I've missed you. We had so much fun with you in college. You're like an old friend to me.
Anyway, why am I watching this movie alone on a Saturday night?
Because I have no life outside of the lab. And I'm never going to get laid again, and I'm going to die alone and my thirty cats are going to eat my face. But I'm so not bitter.