If I had unlimited wishes, I would wish that parents-to-be who did all sorts of girly shit once they found out the sex of their baby-to-be (e.g., paint the room pink, buy pink onesies, etc.) had doctors who went to the "sexing fetuses" lecture hungover as fuck. And that the baby-to-be just had a really small, easy to miss, penis.
I'd also wish for a pony.
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I remember reading about how in certain parts of Asia and in Macedonia, people use cormorants to catch fish.
The fisherman uses a ring or tie on the bird's neck so it won't be able to swallow the fish it catches.
Every seventh fish the fisherman has to give to the cormorant or else the bird will stop fishing.
And if I remember correctly, after a few years, the cormorant won't fish for the fisherman any more.
The cormorant would rather starve than lose all but the seventh fish.
Except maybe that last part isn't true.
The fisherman uses a ring or tie on the bird's neck so it won't be able to swallow the fish it catches.
Every seventh fish the fisherman has to give to the cormorant or else the bird will stop fishing.
And if I remember correctly, after a few years, the cormorant won't fish for the fisherman any more.
The cormorant would rather starve than lose all but the seventh fish.
Except maybe that last part isn't true.
3 comments:
if you wish for a girl pony now, you can start buying pink saddles and blankets and paint its stall pink so you'll be ready for it when your wish finally comes true.
did someone you know just do this? not the wishes, but go all pink on a baby's room.
Yeah Ed, this post is about you.
No actually it really was a totally random thought, I have no idea where it came from.
My best guess is that I was telling Adam the other day about the names my parents decided not to go with and it occurred to me that I didn't know what name my parents had picked out if I had been a boy.
Maybe this triggered the random thought?
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