But speaking of titties, what are you all giving up for Lent?
The S-FF is giving up oral sex.
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I remember reading about how in certain parts of Asia and in Macedonia, people use cormorants to catch fish.
The fisherman uses a ring or tie on the bird's neck so it won't be able to swallow the fish it catches.
Every seventh fish the fisherman has to give to the cormorant or else the bird will stop fishing.
And if I remember correctly, after a few years, the cormorant won't fish for the fisherman any more.
The cormorant would rather starve than lose all but the seventh fish.
Except maybe that last part isn't true.
The fisherman uses a ring or tie on the bird's neck so it won't be able to swallow the fish it catches.
Every seventh fish the fisherman has to give to the cormorant or else the bird will stop fishing.
And if I remember correctly, after a few years, the cormorant won't fish for the fisherman any more.
The cormorant would rather starve than lose all but the seventh fish.
Except maybe that last part isn't true.
3 comments:
I gave up Lent for Lent, but that's a cop out, just like all those people that give up regular soda and only drink diet for a month and a half. Weak.
Anywho...
i'm giving up being roman catholic. oh wait, i haven't been in that boat for a long time (29ish years).
i'll be giving up carnivale dancing. or having babies with hollywood starlets.
Hey, I have respect for people who can go a whole 40 days drinking only diet soda. Lord knows I couldn't.
Ed - I guess in this day and age, men have to take a hard look inward and ask themselves "am I the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby?"
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