It's been on sale at Safeway for a couple weeks now.
Okay, seriously? More addictive than crack. Eating it actually makes me happier in like, a dopamine releasing way.
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I remember reading about how in certain parts of Asia and in Macedonia, people use cormorants to catch fish.
The fisherman uses a ring or tie on the bird's neck so it won't be able to swallow the fish it catches.
Every seventh fish the fisherman has to give to the cormorant or else the bird will stop fishing.
And if I remember correctly, after a few years, the cormorant won't fish for the fisherman any more.
The cormorant would rather starve than lose all but the seventh fish.
Except maybe that last part isn't true.
The fisherman uses a ring or tie on the bird's neck so it won't be able to swallow the fish it catches.
Every seventh fish the fisherman has to give to the cormorant or else the bird will stop fishing.
And if I remember correctly, after a few years, the cormorant won't fish for the fisherman any more.
The cormorant would rather starve than lose all but the seventh fish.
Except maybe that last part isn't true.
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Hmm... I haven't tried these but I heard that if you replace up to 3 meals a day with this stuff, combined with exercise, over a period of 6 weeks, you could lose up to 5 lb.! That's incredible. Really it's incredible that they use that as a selling point.
Especially considering if your cereal possess the addictive qualities of crack, you don't need a selling point. All you need to do is have a sale luring unsuspecting shoppers such as myself with the promise of cheap cereal and once they're hooked you can go back to charging $5 a box.
It is good. I've only had one bowl, but I look forward to the next.
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