Monday, July 06, 2009

Open Letter

To the gentleman on the elliptical next to mine at the gym today:

It's cardio not labor. I'm trying to watch MTV's finest reality programming and your Lamaze breathing is really distracting.

2 comments:

Monticore said...

In regards to the MTV show. I haven't seen this one yet.Is it any good? I doubt that it could compete with 16 and Pregnant or The Real World Cancun.

auritus said...

I would rank it below 16 and Pregnant but above The Real World Cancun. It's not as good as Tool Academy on VH1 because they don't actually do anything to reform the guys, just document the douchiness.