Dear US politicians,
I don't care if you cheat on your wife, no really. I mean, it kind of sucks for your wife but I am not she. I am of the philosophy that, as long as the work gets done (and done well) your off hours are none of my business.
What I do care if that you persist in this charade of getting up on stage and talking about how very, very, truly sorry you are that you put your penis in somebody other than your wife. Sorry for getting caught, maybe. With the apologizing and the stepping down from positions and whatnot you are making me aware of your penis, and I do not want to be aware of your penis.
So next time you get caught sneaking off to Argentina with your mistress or whatever how about you keep it between your family and you, and leave me out of it.
Thx,
EDS
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I remember reading about how in certain parts of Asia and in Macedonia, people use cormorants to catch fish.
The fisherman uses a ring or tie on the bird's neck so it won't be able to swallow the fish it catches.
Every seventh fish the fisherman has to give to the cormorant or else the bird will stop fishing.
And if I remember correctly, after a few years, the cormorant won't fish for the fisherman any more.
The cormorant would rather starve than lose all but the seventh fish.
Except maybe that last part isn't true.
The fisherman uses a ring or tie on the bird's neck so it won't be able to swallow the fish it catches.
Every seventh fish the fisherman has to give to the cormorant or else the bird will stop fishing.
And if I remember correctly, after a few years, the cormorant won't fish for the fisherman any more.
The cormorant would rather starve than lose all but the seventh fish.
Except maybe that last part isn't true.
2 comments:
shoot, at least make sure someone's covering your job while you're out of the office banging some strange.
on a different topic, look at the site 'married to the sea' on 6-26-09
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