The first in a series for people who share my culinary skills or just want to eat like a poor, lazy graduate student.
One packet of Ramen noodles and flavoring of choice.
One head of broccoli.
Make noodles as directs. Steam broccoli in microwave on high for one minutes. Add broccoli and egg (sans shell) to boiling noodles. Add sriracha sauce at any and all points in the cooking process.
Enjoy in front of computer with some more tap water.
Use the money you saved to buy booze.