So I went to Publix today to pick up a couple groceries.
When I got to the produce section I noticed there was some Florida avocados on sale. Score, right? Except for one little problem.
They're not just avocados. No, they're Lite! Avocados.
WTF? It's produce! Yeah, I know avocados are fatty and cholesterol ridden but good god people, is nothing sacred? If even produce isn't safe from being litened, what is?
Anyway, I bought a couple regardless because avocados ain't cheap and these were a good price. They're pretty bland unfortunately, but ripe as fuck and acceptable in sandwich form.