self fellating fetus.
Don't even want to know.
However, what my readers want, my readers get.
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I remember reading about how in certain parts of Asia and in Macedonia, people use cormorants to catch fish.
The fisherman uses a ring or tie on the bird's neck so it won't be able to swallow the fish it catches.
Every seventh fish the fisherman has to give to the cormorant or else the bird will stop fishing.
And if I remember correctly, after a few years, the cormorant won't fish for the fisherman any more.
The cormorant would rather starve than lose all but the seventh fish.
Except maybe that last part isn't true.
The fisherman uses a ring or tie on the bird's neck so it won't be able to swallow the fish it catches.
Every seventh fish the fisherman has to give to the cormorant or else the bird will stop fishing.
And if I remember correctly, after a few years, the cormorant won't fish for the fisherman any more.
The cormorant would rather starve than lose all but the seventh fish.
Except maybe that last part isn't true.
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Shh-nike`-es, I was at work when I looked at this picture and a co-worker just walked by.
Sorry! But Adam lead me to believe that you couldn't view my blog at work if I used the F-word.
And Monti lead me to believe that she couldn't read my blog if I used the F-word, so it's really all Monticore's fault that this happened.
Oh, and Becky somehow too.
no, that was becky that said she couldn't read adam's blog @ work because of filter blockage.
but, i guess heather could have said it as well.
did you photoshop that yourself?
Heck yeah I did, thank you MS Paint!
And "no, that was Becky" is what I said too when Adam told me Heather couldn't see my blog at work if I used the F-word.
It was Becky however I might have chimed in by saying "yeah"" or something like that. I can understand the confusion.
I'm pretty sure I was talking to both of you and you agreed with Becky about the lockout.
and yet she can see it at work. to quote fiddler on the roof,
"wonder of wonder, miracles miracles"
Oh that Fiddler. I'm gonna watch that today On Demand.
Tevya!!!
On a whim, I repeated the "self fellating fetus" search. You're the number one hit--lucky girl. Apparently the issue is your post from 14 November. Go figure.
Oooh lucky me. It's nice to know I'm top of the Google list for something.
perhaps you should add in the text, "i'm in your uterus, fellating myself."
Hmm.. still not as funny as the bird on Adam's blog. Funny though. Just not as funny.
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