Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Open Letter

Dear Jake,

You know I think you're the cat's pajamas. I mean, Bubble Boy? Sheer brilliance.. I laughed, I cried, I learned to love a little more.

I would give my left kidney to be in a Heath and Jake sandwich, if you know what I mean. Also, I lost my virginity after watching Donnie Darko so you know, thanks?

But dear boy, why? And where have your nipples gone?


edluv said...

three words:
nipple make up

auritus said...

We don't hold with your fancy city folk nipple make up ways where I'm from.