Bad in the World

I came across this article concerning the um... long arm of the law. It concerns an Irvine cop who pulled over a woman, ejaculated on her, and got away with it.

"Why?" you might ask. "Good question!" I might say. Was there insufficient evidence? Was it a "he said, she said" case? Is the persecution inexcusably stupid?

Nope! Far more simple than that. The woman is a stripper. Duh.

Quote the defense attorney:

“She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”

Yes, because showing your titties for a living clearly means that you want a cop to stalk you, pull you over outside his jurisdiction, and jizz all over your sweater.

What the fuck people? What the fuck?

[Cross-posted at Cnidarians.]