"Why?" you might ask. "Good question!" I might say. Was there insufficient evidence? Was it a "he said, she said" case? Is the persecution inexcusably stupid?
Nope! Far more simple than that. The woman is a stripper. Duh.
Quote the defense attorney:
“She got what she wanted,” said Stokke. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”
Yes, because showing your titties for a living clearly means that you want a cop to stalk you, pull you over outside his jurisdiction, and jizz all over your sweater.
What the fuck people? What the fuck?
[Cross-posted at Cnidarians.]