So here I am, watching reruns of the X-Files and this commercial comes on.
It's a married couple getting ready to go out and the wife points out a stain on the husband's dress shirt. She turns around, and I assume it's a commercial for spot removal where the woman uses her super female powers of cleanliness to remove stains for a hapless male.
Oh, so very wrong...
As the wife turns back towards her husband to find him covering the stain with his tie, the feminine voiceover says, in a voice brimming with rueful good humor:
"men have their way of freshening up, we have ours."
Ah Summer's Eve you strike again.
You tireless warrior against those dirty, filthy vaginas you.
Yeast infections all around!