Friday, November 25, 2005

Happy Thanksgiving

You know what I consider the single most disturbing Thanksgiving tradition?

Pardoning the White House turkey.

Bleeding heart liberal commentary on capital punishment aside, it's just wrong to go pardoning turkeys unless you actually plan on not eating turkey for Thanksgiving.

Sure you pardoned one turkey but was that turkey really any less guilty than the turkey which was eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?

Of course not, but take a look at the pardoned turkey.

Uh-huh that's right, it's a white turkey.

Think about it.


sun valley said...

I think the pardoned turkey is on the right.

Ian said...

i think you are quite right

i bet the turkey was also a Protestant