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Greetings blog visitor.

If you are like me and have paused to consider twinkie half-life you have probably concluded that twinkies (and cockroaches) will be the only things that survive a nuclear holocaust, leaving the scorched landscape of Earth with naught upon it but giant free-roaming twinkie-fed cockroaches.

Well, you're wrong. And there's a half-eaten moldy twinkie in my garbage as proof.

And the lesson I learned tonight?

If it's been in your closet nearly a year, it's probably not a good idea to eat it.
If you decide to eat it anyway, do not do so in the dark.
If it tastes funny, it is not just a finely aged twinkie, it is in fact a mold covered twinkie.
Stop eating it now

That concludes this evening's public service segment.

Thank you and goodnight.