Monday, October 04, 2004

Epidemiological Analysis

Yes it's true, somebody does have a case of the Mondays. A great deal of people apparently, and all want to bitch about it on their blog judging from the down right molluskian pace of Blogger.

I have always been a fan of succinctness so I will only comment thus:

To call my ineptitude endearing would be undue flattery.

As Neil Gaimon wrote "It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor."

And how perfect that my shameful stumble would be heralded by 40 piccolo players, lining up on the bridge so that I had no choice but to scuttle through.

Fucking piccolos.

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